Seagal

Kang Isman about Steven "Straight-faced" Seagal :

Supposedly, Seagal got tired noticing his crowfeet on his bathroom mirrors. He decided to visit a plastic surgeon for a botox injection. The surgeon, avoiding to get sued, told the consequences first hand. "It may sting a little."

"Doctor," said the actor. "I'm Steven Seagal. I'm accustomed to pain."

"Of course," nodded the surgeon. "At first, you'll feel a bit discomfort around your eyelids, near the point of injection."

"Doc," interjected Seagal. "I'm the Hollywood-has-been Steven Seagal. I'm used to discomfort."

"Okay, then, we can proceed," said the surgeon. "Oh, wait! I forgot. The botox will make you lose some facial expression."

"Look, I'm Steven Seagal," said the man calmly. "I don't have any facial expressions."