Amin

Didats (yang sedang kerja di Kuwait) :

gw denger mereka ngomong bahasa Arab, cuma bisa bilang:

AAAAMIIIN....

Miskin Bandwidth

Andika : Mainnya gimana? *link*
Isdah : koq blank ya... jangan katakan fmcopd :(
Fahdi : benwitnya cukup gak?
Deden : Ehm
Fahdi : loh! bukan ke elo kok ;))

Customer service dan pelanggan yang bodoh

Mimin: selamat sore
Rendy: sore
Rendy: can i help you ?
Mimin: sementara ini tak ada
Mimin: cuma sedang cari2 berita gempa
Rendy: coba dicari di situs canggih ini
Mimin: opo ?
Rendy: http://www.google.co.jp
Mimin: wow thanks yo...
Mimin: *searching Irie Sayya

Solusi Spam

Tub:

[11:00] Tub : makin banyak aja spam komen di blog
[11:00] Tub : tiap refresh, nongol yang musti dimoderated
[11:01] Tub : untung gue udah tau solusinya
[11:03] Chiank : apa solusinya ?
[11:04] Tub : jangan direfresh

Tips Latihan Kebakaran di Gedung Bertingkat

Henny :

1. hafalin meja yang ada makanannya
2. siapin kantong kresek
3. sirene berbunyi, tunggu orang2 pada kabur
4. embat makanannya dan duduk manis di bawah meja sambil makan.

SUMPAH JUNKER INDONESIA

Jeng Enda :

KAMI JUNKER INDONESIA, MENGAKOE BER-MILIS JANG SATOE, MILIS ID-GMAIL.

KAMI JUNKER INDONESIA, MENGAKOE BER-BLOG JANG SATOE, BLOG KAMI MASING-MASING.

KAMI JUNKER INDONESIA, MENDJOENDJOENG BAHASA PERSATOEAN, B4haS4 Ab3g3H g4uL

FMCOPD

Fahmi :

jadi, gini ceritanya
mousenya boss gw, dipake di meja biasa oke2 aza
lalu begitu disimpan SATU KALI di kaca, trus kembali ke mejanya dia, udah deh...ngehang...:p

ada yg bisa bantu?

Andika :

lu udah bilang FMCOPD ke bos?

by bus

Cronos :

Q : How come?
A : By Bus

Me Too!

Mira :

I just overheard my friend asking to our office boy to bring her some chocolate chips, and I, because of at the time I was reading this Id-en which make me strangely thinking in English, asked him too : "me too...!!". Then I am suprised. Despite bring me delicious chocolate chips can, he gave me a tube of wet tissues. Mitu.

Donlen

Heri :

Nyari donlen harus tegas, jangan malu-malu..

Fahmi :

tapi mesti malu2in

Nuts

Arjuna :

are you nuts?

Dodolbesi replied :

no,
I am a human

Mengekspor

Markum :

Gimana cara ekspor access ke mysql?


Faisal :

Gampang banget
Coba telpon perusahaan pengiriman barang
Mudah kan

bentrok

Vini :
Dosen lagi nego sama mahasiswa mau ngadain kuliah tambahan, nanya gini:
dosen: "kalau jam 1 gimana?"
mhs : "wah, gak bisa, bentrok pak"
dosen: "bentrok dgn apa?"
mhs : "dgn jam tidur siang"

Teknik baru bikin kopi

gula dulu di telen
kopi di telen
baru aer panas
diaduk dalam perut

kambing

Arjuna said :

kalo pak erte yang jadi kambing gimana?

Jay replied :

kasihan kambingnya

Kangen

Andriansah :
bagaimana mengobati rasa kangen?

Amen :
baygon
jaminan mutu

$2000

Basibanget : *stop ojek*

Ojegmilenium : mo kemana bang ? *jauh dekat $2000*

question n answer

Azil :

WHAT IS ACID ?

Husni :

ga lulus mata kuliah database ya?

Azil :

pertanyaan dijawab dengan pertanyaan?

Priyadi said
gua dapet spam dari china gini:

Dear sirs,
We are GangZhou(China)LIZE electronic technology co ,ltd. we saw your products about ion cleanse by internet and believe it has wonderful market in your contry.
we are manufacturer for ion cleanse(foot spa). Our market almost cover all Asia (Singapore, Japan, South Korea, Indonesia and so on)North America.we hope find a partner to develop other county markets.
We will gave a good price for you.
Next E-mail for picture and instruction.

terus gua bales gini donk:

Thanks for the coded message. I can assure you the weapon shipment will be
delivered in usual way as soon as possible. Thank you for your cooperation
and we will always be ready if you need anything from us in the future.

Free Tibet! Long live Falun Gong!

Azil Replied :
GAK ADA KERJAAN APA ? YANG KAYAK BEGITUAN DIBALES - BALESIN

Makan

JMS said :
Aku makannya sedikit

Didik replied :
Tapi Nambahnya Banyak

Karya Cipta

Someone said :
"Jangan Asal CP! Blog Juga Hasil Karya Cipta"

Husni replied:
siapa bilang?!
jangan sembarang reply dong! email kan juga hasil karya cipta.

One Night Stand

Short time apa all nite long?

Kalo one night stand gratis

Secara lo bediri semaleman

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