Seagal

Kang Isman about Steven "Straight-faced" Seagal :

Supposedly, Seagal got tired noticing his crowfeet on his bathroom mirrors. He decided to visit a plastic surgeon for a botox injection. The surgeon, avoiding to get sued, told the consequences first hand. "It may sting a little."

"Doctor," said the actor. "I'm Steven Seagal. I'm accustomed to pain."

"Of course," nodded the surgeon. "At first, you'll feel a bit discomfort around your eyelids, near the point of injection."

"Doc," interjected Seagal. "I'm the Hollywood-has-been Steven Seagal. I'm used to discomfort."

"Okay, then, we can proceed," said the surgeon. "Oh, wait! I forgot. The botox will make you lose some facial expression."

"Look, I'm Steven Seagal," said the man calmly. "I don't have any facial expressions."

Kenapa Ayam Menyebrang Jalan?

ANDRI: Karena nyebrang jalan itu olahraga. diet!

BENCEH: Karena ATM diseberang jalan tidak sux.

ENDA: http://chicken-facts.com/stories/22034,456,123/index.html

DEDEN: Karena di ujung jalan terdapat benwit yang konon lebih lebar.

HERICZ: Ada lampu penerangan yang cukup di ujung jalan!

RONNY: Eh, butuh banner buat nyebrang jalan?

RISYEH: Tidak masalah sisi yang mana. Bekas.com disisi kiri. Fast N Cheap di sisi kanan.

ANDIKA: sudo apt-get install gnome-ayam-panggang

AZIL: anjrit. ayamnya bisa kelindes alphard lewat!

JIM: nmap sebrangjalan.com. starting Nmap 4.20 ( insecure.org) at ….

TUB/BLUB: Chicken/Hlo, emang chicken kan?

BUNJEMS: Butuh ATP (Ayam Transfer Protocol)?

BUDIZAINER: emau nyebrang ke citos yah?

RYOSAEBA: http://gigeuploads.com/files/chickenrun.avi-01 http://gigeuploads.com/files/chickenrun.avi-02 http://gigeuploads.com/files/chickenrun.avi-03 http://gigeuploads.com/files/chickenrun.avi-04 http://gigeuploads.com/files/chickenrun.avi-05

KANGJAY: Saha eta?

DIDIK: moga-moga nyebrang jalan nggak kesasar deh.

PYAP: Sip. Nanti bukber sate ayam casmadi. Salam.

MARKUM: Karena ayam ybs menuruti perkataan ybs yang ternyata memang benar. Sampaikan pesan ini kepada orang-orang yang anda sayangi.

ARIE: Eh? HWA? HWAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA

SEVENCO: Karena berdiam di satu sisi jalan bisa dituduh melakukan pelanggaran terhadap pasal 37 junto 33 sesuai kitab undang-undang hukum perdana.

MBU: Ayam kan makan jagung. Nah, di sisi jalan ini cuma ada wortel.

Sudah Googling?

Jeng Ayu : ya Allah, bantu Indra supaya kabel chargernya ketemu *berdoa*
Amen : coba cari pake google
kabel charger indra - Telusuri dengan Google

Error Mesages

The procedure failed with the following error: The command completed successfully.

Not enough memory to display this dialog.

Error: Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue.

Your mouse is not working, please click here to acknowledge.

Cannot delete tmp150_3.tmp: There is not enough free disk space. Delete one or more files to free disk space, and then try again.

Unexpected error, quitting.

What makes this entry, found in Internet Explorer 4.0, is the attached comment:

An Internet error occurred.


Submitter Jeffrey Schmitz writes: "Yeah, right, Bill, the Internet is broken and Internet Explorer is working perfectly."

Windows has found an unknown device and is installing a driver for it.

When using Windows 95 with a Compaq Computer Corp. Presario:

Your system shell has changed. The Compaq software will work with your new shell, but the new shell will not work with your Compaq software. Do you wish to keep your Compaq software working? Click yes if you are unsure.

Error 0000: No errors found, restarting computer.

And finally, the grand-prize winner:

You need to supply a fax number in order for your request not to receive fax notifications to be processed.