bentrok

Vini :
Dosen lagi nego sama mahasiswa mau ngadain kuliah tambahan, nanya gini:
dosen: "kalau jam 1 gimana?"
mhs : "wah, gak bisa, bentrok pak"
dosen: "bentrok dgn apa?"
mhs : "dgn jam tidur siang"

Teknik baru bikin kopi

gula dulu di telen
kopi di telen
baru aer panas
diaduk dalam perut

kambing

Arjuna said :

kalo pak erte yang jadi kambing gimana?

Jay replied :

kasihan kambingnya

Kangen

Andriansah :
bagaimana mengobati rasa kangen?

Amen :
baygon
jaminan mutu

$2000

Basibanget : *stop ojek*

Ojegmilenium : mo kemana bang ? *jauh dekat $2000*

question n answer

Azil :

WHAT IS ACID ?

Husni :

ga lulus mata kuliah database ya?

Azil :

pertanyaan dijawab dengan pertanyaan?

Priyadi said
gua dapet spam dari china gini:

Dear sirs,
We are GangZhou(China)LIZE electronic technology co ,ltd. we saw your products about ion cleanse by internet and believe it has wonderful market in your contry.
we are manufacturer for ion cleanse(foot spa). Our market almost cover all Asia (Singapore, Japan, South Korea, Indonesia and so on)North America.we hope find a partner to develop other county markets.
We will gave a good price for you.
Next E-mail for picture and instruction.

terus gua bales gini donk:

Thanks for the coded message. I can assure you the weapon shipment will be
delivered in usual way as soon as possible. Thank you for your cooperation
and we will always be ready if you need anything from us in the future.

Free Tibet! Long live Falun Gong!

Azil Replied :
GAK ADA KERJAAN APA ? YANG KAYAK BEGITUAN DIBALES - BALESIN

Makan

JMS said :
Aku makannya sedikit

Didik replied :
Tapi Nambahnya Banyak

Karya Cipta

Someone said :
"Jangan Asal CP! Blog Juga Hasil Karya Cipta"

Husni replied:
siapa bilang?!
jangan sembarang reply dong! email kan juga hasil karya cipta.

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